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Wordless Wednesday: Outlaw

Baby baby we can do all that we want…We’re getting nasty nasty, we’re getting freaky deaky

When the government outlaws sex…I will touch you where you need (I can’t write what it says in between…I don’t want the FBI on my ass…LOL)

Our teacher said female masturbation is a myth, so I climbed on his desk and became a legend.

Gandhi said “Be the change you want to see in the world,”…Fuck that. Be the trouble you want to see in the world.


Put your hands on my waistline
Want your skin up against mine
Move my hips to the bass line
Let me get mine you get yours.
Hang a please dont disturb sign
Put my back into a slow grind
Running chills up and down my spine
Let me get mine you get yours

{ 19 comments… add one }
  • I-66 March 11, 2009, 8:14 am

    Dammit. And I don’t even smoke anymore.

  • Cassie March 11, 2009, 8:36 am

    HOLY SHIT!!!!

    WHO KNEW?!?!?!? I become a legend every MFing DAY!!!!

    AND…the government cannot outlaw sex! The world would cease to be!!!

  • f.B March 11, 2009, 9:50 am

    Some of the most ridiculous sex laws I’ve heard of are the ones where it’s illegal for a guy to be noticeably, um, excited in public, even if fully clothed. Apparently this is hidden law in something like 8 states.

  • perpstu March 11, 2009, 10:22 am

    WOOT! What an appropriate post for Hump Day! Have I mentioned how much I love you for making me giggle? XOXO

  • Cassie March 11, 2009, 10:31 am

    They can make as may sex laws as they want……unless they plan on putting cameras in people’s bedrooms, those laws aren’t worth the TP I wipe my ass with!!!!!

  • Tristan|the almost right word March 11, 2009, 11:07 am

    Great choices. Beautiful! and Hilarious. Well done!!

  • tinyshrimp March 11, 2009, 11:40 am

    Sex? What is that?

  • LiLu March 11, 2009, 5:11 pm

    “Be the trouble you want to see in the world.”

    Ummm… CHECK.


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