OMG IT’S TWO BLOGS IN A DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My old timers remember the good old days, eh?


I’m hyper. I have been hyper ALL FRIGGING MORNING.

This woman is now my hero!

LYNNWOOD, Wash. – A 78-year-old woman arrested last month for allegedly beating her 84-year-old husband because she believed he cheated on her several times during their marriage was charged Thursday with assault.

Prosecutors said she hit him with a bowl, pipe and carpet sweeper. He suffered broken ribs, pelvis and a wrist.

One witness told police the woman admitted kicking her husband three times in the groin in the last six months because she believed he had an affair 35 years ago.

The woman was jailed on $70,000 bail.

Don’t ever say a woman can’t hold a grudge!!!!!!! I have a punk or two I would like to kick for something they did that they think I don’t know about!

I love sunshine. I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT. You know what else I love? Cosmos.

And cute cute Baristas. I mean, I will lick his face right off he’s so cute baristas.

My mom just called me, hung up on me and then called back to apologize. BIPOLAR ANYONE?

Hello java chip frappacino.

You know what else is awesome? Having $1500 in savings. I am rocking the finances lately.

Oh and I have a crush! But shhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I can’t tell you!

I hope my lovely Lemmonex gets a job soon! She kicks ass! These idiots not hiring her need to suck a cow’s tit!

And LiLu and I are writing a song called “Papa’s Got A Brand New Vag”…We are looking for lyric contributions.


PS: Boobies.

33 thoughts on “VAJAYJAY

  1. You think that barista would like it if we BOTH licked his face off cause, I want to too….


  2. Oh and if I had $70,000 I would so go bail that woman out of jail


  3. Are you a nerdy young fellow?

    Is there something you need to tell me?


  4. WE can share him though right…I mean let’s face it we both only want to do one thing with him…


  5. Listen to me.

    If he can bring it as well as he makes my coffee, I am MARRYING HIS ASS.


  6. As hot as he is I don’t give two shits about how he makes his coffee…I have naughty thoughts of him carrying that whole milk………


  7. I KNOW!

    They need to hurry up and offer you a job before I cut them.


  8. LMAO….with some chocolate…and that’s for sure the best kind…


  9. pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

    That old shouldn’t have waited so long…..AND, I am sooooooooo gonna be that eccentric old lady and speaks her mind, once I am retired and no longer have to worry about getting arrested!!!

    I will walk around grabbing young guys butts and smiling when they turn around all pissed off!!!

    I have no Barista, but if the guy that works one floor lower than me gets any damn hotter, I’m gonna be charged with rape soon! THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT!!!!!


  10. Hmmm….exactly how many times did you visit that cute barista for frappacinos today? You sound like you are vibrating! LOL


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