You’ve been dating this guy for a while. The chemistry’s great. Tonight is THE night. You’ve both had a drink or two, chilled and now your lips are locked and clothes are flying off. God, his body feels so good against yours.
His hands are all over your body and all of a sudden…you feel this push.
He’s pushing you off?
“Wait…before *pant* we keep going, I *pant* need you to sign this”
He’s handing you a piece of paper. What the hell?
“I just don’t want any kids and I need to know you’re on the same page so can you sign this before I stick it in you?”
Next thing he knows, he’s out your door in his boxers with his clothes thrown at his face before the door slams.
I was listening to the radio one morning and one of the people on the show was saying that he wants to sign a contract with the girls he dates so that he doesn’t get “trapped” into having a kid. First of all…before I go any further…IF I wanted to trap a guy in a relationship, it would not be a 21 year old emo kid who hasn’t even finished school, ESPECIALLY if he’s in the radio business. I want the father of my child to have good genes, a stable life and a great personality…on top of maturity. Any guy who wants to sign a contract with me because he thinks he’s amazing enough for women to trap him is obviously lacking in the maturity department.
Now…who in this day and age, in their right mind, want to go through 9 months labor to have a child with a man who doesn’t want to be with you in the first place? He obviously sees no future with you, which is why he wants to sign that “contract.” Why in the world would you want to put yourself through that?
Second of all…if you are SO worried about being trapped either practice abstinence or have your sperm stored at a sperm bank and have a vasectomy. There, problem fucking solved.
Look…I understand that there are psycho girls out there who will become obsessed with a guy and will do anything to keep him around. Or they are so hung up on having a kid that they will take ANY man’s sperm. *shudder* But a contract? Honestly ladies, if you’re dating a guy for a couple of months, are you really NOT going to be offended if he asks you to sign this contract? I would be. I’d tell him to stick it back in his hand and move on.
Besides…it’s called HAVING A CONVERSATION. Ever hear of that? If you’re really worried about a girl getting pregnant, why don’t you get to know her FIRST. Does she even see kids in her future? Is she goal oriented? Is she on birth control? CONDOMS PEOPLE.
If you aren’t mature enough to have a normal conversation with a girl and have to resort to ridiculous tactics such as this…I say stick it back in your pants.
Of course, this goes the other way too. A girl called into the radio and said that her ex was so obsessed with having a kid with her that he tried to break the condom BEFORE they got it on.
So let’s talk ladies and gentlemen…I won’t even give any questions. Just digest this and give me your honest opinions, possible scenarios…do you agree or disagree with him?
Ladies…how would you react?
And of course…gems from TFLN:
(845): He started yelling “we’re making a baby” mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
(208): you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
(240): Girls don’t like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
(910): i wish they had a ‘baby daddy’ section in halmark, like, “hey, i know you didn’t want this child and you’re doing a horrible job, but here’s to making you cry on fathers day”
(513): someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
(330): I’ll alert the authorities