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The Box Syndrome

Last night, the Boy saw a side of me he’s never experienced before and I’m not sure if he’ll recover or be forever scarred.

As much as I’ve talked about it, he’s never actually SEEN me play video games.

You know, the moment I grow a penis and suddenly develop Tourette’s.

One of the first purchases we made was an XBox 360 Elite. 120 GB of awesome. Last night, I finally got a chance to play and boy, did I play.

I had borrowed Burnout from my buddy so I stuck that in* since I wasn’t focused enough to play Assasin’s Creed. I wanted to CRASH SOMETHING.

In the meantime, the Boy was sitting next to me on the couch on my laptop.

So it began.

“Yeaaaaaaah bitches. Bring it.”
“Uhhuh. That’s right. THAT’S WHAT YOU GET.”
*The Boy makes a commentary*
“Noooooooo no no no. DAMN IT. DON’T TALK TO ME.”

The Boy: Are you playing against someone?
Me: Yes, me. Why are you talking to me? DON’T TALK TO ME.
The Boy: Tourette’s say what?
Me, not paying attention: What? Yeah, THAT’S RIGHT. DON’T MESS WITH ME
The Boy: Did you hear what I said?
Me: What?

*repeat the above*
Me: You know, let me know when you’re ready and I promise I’ll let my vagina come out and play again.

Do you have XBox Live? What’s your gamer tag?

Did you ever see a side of your significant other that made you question your commitment to them as well as their sanity?


{ 24 comments… add one }
  • Cassie June 2, 2010, 10:39 am

    SMH…….good gods….lol

    • PrincessQ June 2, 2010, 2:40 pm

      He he he. I don’t think you’re quite ready for me.

      • Cassie June 2, 2010, 2:42 pm

        yeah…I’m ready…I can handle anything….lol

  • phampants June 2, 2010, 11:01 am

    AHAHAHA! I love it when girls play. It’s so entertaining. =D
    .-= phampants´s last blog ..The Start of Something =-.

    • PrincessQ June 2, 2010, 2:40 pm

      Hahaha, it’s FUN

  • Lauren June 2, 2010, 11:24 am

    LOVE IT!! hahahaha, at least you were playing something that merits the tourettes, I love burnout. Its questionable when you get like that during say, a facebook game “yeah, crops, I’m gonna harvest your ass!” lolz!

    I have xbox live, but I don’t know what my gamertag is, I will have to that up. That’s pretty sad, but I don’t play much, mostly watch my husband play.

    • PrincessQ June 2, 2010, 2:40 pm

      You need to figure it out and then tell me…haha.

      I think that the Boy and I are going to compete for XBox time…heh

      • Lauren June 2, 2010, 2:50 pm

        I will definitely tell you when I figure it out 😀

        My husband has two xbox’s. One for the mancave and one in the living room. One broke once and he had to sent away to be fixed and while it was gone he couldn’t live without it and went out and bought an elite. Now there are two. *sigh* But…its convenient when we want to play against each other in Halo, that way he doesn’t cheat by looking at my half of the screen! 🙂
        .-= Lauren´s last blog ..Introducing Lilly! =-.

        • PrincessQ June 2, 2010, 3:22 pm

          Yeah, I think when we’re in a bigger place, we’re definitely going to need another XBox.

          After the Wii of course.

  • LiLu June 2, 2010, 3:18 pm

    My only experience with video games is beating the pants off all the boys in high school by rapidly pushing random combos of buttons while playing Tekken.

    It drove them nuts.

    .-= LiLu´s last blog ..If Only Will Ferrell Would Stop Ribbon-Dancing In My Brain =-.

    • PrincessQ June 2, 2010, 3:21 pm

      Hahaha, I did that with my brother a couple weeks ago.

      I would do all the combos and corner him. Hearing a macho 18 year old squeal “Stop that” is always fun.

  • Liebchen June 2, 2010, 3:41 pm

    This is fantastic. I get the same way when I play video games.

    My boyfriend also says that he sees a completely different side of me when I 1) get competitive, 2) drive, and 3) am putting together furniture.
    .-= Liebchen´s last blog ..Sometimes there’s no right side of the bed to wake up on =-.

    • PrincessQ June 2, 2010, 4:11 pm

      Well, the Boy’s shown me his mangina enough times. I figured it was time for me to return the favor with my penis.

  • Beth June 2, 2010, 4:51 pm

    that’s hilarious.

    • PrincessQ June 3, 2010, 10:38 am

      Oh it was

  • michelle June 2, 2010, 6:28 pm

    heehee that is just all kinds of awesome. i’m sure he’ll get over it 🙂
    .-= michelle´s last blog ..nerds unanonymous =-.

    • PrincessQ June 3, 2010, 10:38 am

      He kinda has to…haha

  • Dmbosstone June 2, 2010, 9:48 pm

    I love this- I hope this side comes out tomorrow night!
    .-= Dmbosstone´s last blog ..The Quarterlife Crisis Series: Patrice S. =-.

    • PrincessQ June 3, 2010, 10:38 am

      Put enough wine in me and it just might!

  • BigMamaCass June 3, 2010, 12:03 am

    LMFAO Nice. You crack me up! 🙂
    .-= BigMamaCass´s last blog ..Caption This! 6 {Photo Blog Fun} =-.

    • PrincessQ June 3, 2010, 10:38 am

      I try.

  • carissa June 3, 2010, 1:20 am

    hahaha I dont play but this post sure made me want to be a gamer! I love it!
    .-= carissa´s last blog ..My “AHHHHHHHHH (HANDS ON CHEEKS)” Week. =-.

    • PrincessQ June 3, 2010, 10:39 am

      Hahaha, it sure is a lot of fun

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