Dear Haters,
You are welcome. In your efforts to out-do me, you have improved your pathetic life by a wee-bit. (Emphasis on ‘pathetic’ and ‘wee-bit’).I hope that your efforts to compensate for losing me will pay off.
Love,
Better Off Without You
Dear Real World DC,
Why are you so addicting? How is it that after not watching MTV for YEARS, you have sucked me back in? Oh…that’s right…because it’s like a train wreck. I can’t look away from the lameness.
Love,
Still Proud to Be a DC Princess
Dear Shower,
You make my body feel good, you cleaaaaaaaaaan me and you are the best place for brilliant ideas. EVER. Don’t ever run out of hot water.
Love,
The Nekkid One Under You
Dear Snow Storm,
Please change your mind and leave DC ALONE.
Sunshine Girl
Dear LOST,
I have absolutely no interest in you. Just thought I’d let you know.
Crack Is Whack
Dear Facebook Friends,
I don’t want to hurt your feelings but your Doppledangers are ridiculous. Please return back to reality.
Love,
One and Only Hairy Princess
Dear Nose,
Please stop running. There’s no escape and you will pay dearly for making my life miserable.
Hooked on Kleenex
Dear Farmville,
You are the best addiction I’ve ever had. I don’t care how much people judge me, I’m never gonna give you up.
Love,
Ready to Harvest
Dear Numbah 1,
You+Me=Awesomeness.
Love,
Numbah 2
PS: IS IT JUNE YET?
Dear Boyfriend,
YOU ARE THE GHEY and I love it. Thanks for taking care of me when I’m whiny…even though you manage to torture me at the same time with your weapon of mass disruption. Let’s go visit a doctor that’ll make your farts smell like roses, OK?
Please?
Seriously, you’re burning off my nose hairs.
Love,
The Best Girlfriend Ever
PS: There are BIG changes coming to the land of the Princess.
PPS: Have you been over at my relationship column? DON’T LET THE LOVE FERN DIE! (No, seriously, go over there and bookmark, yes?)
Poop
that’s all
hehehehehehehehe
Poop on yo’ FACE!
I find the doppelganger thing kind of hilarious. Particularly my friend’s boyfriend who looks like Jesus. Seriously.
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Haha, that’s awesome.
changes? what changes?
Lost has be HOOKED. I hate it. HATE it. Can’t wait for next week, so I can hate it some more. LOL
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Haha, small changes but at the same time, BIG ones 🙂
Well, based on this list, it appears as if we have nothing at all in common. I love snow, adore “Lost,” abhor Farmville & wish I had a doppleganger…
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Well, I like to LOOK at snow but it’s ruining my plans for this weekend, and as far as the doppledanger…I meant the people who pick celebrities they don’t look like AT ALL.
I still adore you though 🙂
I’m excited for the changes, even though I don’t know what they are!!!
<3
Lost is stupid. So glad someone else sees that.
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Real World DC is awesome stay tuned for how I broke up Ashley and Josh.
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I just bought my ticket. *SQUEEEEEEE*
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