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VAJAYJAY

OMG IT’S TWO BLOGS IN A DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My old timers remember the good old days, eh?

WHATS UUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!

I’m hyper. I have been hyper ALL FRIGGING MORNING.

This woman is now my hero!

LYNNWOOD, Wash. – A 78-year-old woman arrested last month for allegedly beating her 84-year-old husband because she believed he cheated on her several times during their marriage was charged Thursday with assault.

Prosecutors said she hit him with a bowl, pipe and carpet sweeper. He suffered broken ribs, pelvis and a wrist.

One witness told police the woman admitted kicking her husband three times in the groin in the last six months because she believed he had an affair 35 years ago.

The woman was jailed on $70,000 bail.

Don’t ever say a woman can’t hold a grudge!!!!!!! I have a punk or two I would like to kick for something they did that they think I don’t know about!

I love sunshine. I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT. You know what else I love? Cosmos.

And cute cute Baristas. I mean, I will lick his face right off he’s so cute baristas.

My mom just called me, hung up on me and then called back to apologize. BIPOLAR ANYONE?

Hello java chip frappacino.

You know what else is awesome? Having $1500 in savings. I am rocking the finances lately.

Oh and I have a crush! But shhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I can’t tell you!

I hope my lovely Lemmonex gets a job soon! She kicks ass! These idiots not hiring her need to suck a cow’s tit!

And LiLu and I are writing a song called “Papa’s Got A Brand New Vag”…We are looking for lyric contributions.

11 DAYS!! ELEVEN!! THAT’S LESS THAN 12!

PS: Boobies.

{ 33 comments… add one }
  • Beth May 20, 2009, 2:57 pm

    haha, you said ‘vajayjay.’

  • Meghan May 20, 2009, 3:02 pm

    You think that barista would like it if we BOTH licked his face off cause, I want to too….

  • SLG May 20, 2009, 3:03 pm

    you’re crushing on me, aren’t you?

    SLG’s last blog post..The Real Housewives have changed my life.

  • Meghan May 20, 2009, 3:04 pm

    Oh and if I had $70,000 I would so go bail that woman out of jail

  • PrincessQ May 20, 2009, 3:05 pm

    Are you a nerdy young fellow?

    Is there something you need to tell me?

  • PrincessQ May 20, 2009, 3:05 pm

    Me too dude. She rocks!

  • Meghan May 20, 2009, 3:06 pm

    WE can share him though right…I mean let’s face it we both only want to do one thing with him…..lol

  • PrincessQ May 20, 2009, 3:08 pm

    Listen to me.

    If he can bring it as well as he makes my coffee, I am MARRYING HIS ASS.

  • Lemmonex May 20, 2009, 3:10 pm

    I hope I get a new job too, GOD DAMMIT.

    Lemmonex’s last blog post..…and red all over

  • Meghan May 20, 2009, 3:10 pm

    As hot as he is I don’t give two shits about how he makes his coffee…I have naughty thoughts of him carrying that whole milk………

  • PrincessQ May 20, 2009, 3:11 pm

    I KNOW!

    They need to hurry up and offer you a job before I cut them.

  • PrincessQ May 20, 2009, 3:11 pm

    At least he knows how I like my milk. LMAO

  • Meghan May 20, 2009, 3:16 pm

    LMAO….with some chocolate…and that’s for sure the best kind…

  • Meghan May 20, 2009, 3:21 pm

    You said boobies…lol

  • Jaime @ Fast Times May 20, 2009, 3:26 pm

    11 is SO less than 12! 😀

    <3

    You are far too cute.

    Jaime @ Fast Times’s last blog post..I Getted A Blog Award!

  • Cassie May 20, 2009, 3:31 pm

    pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

    That old shouldn’t have waited so long…..AND, I am sooooooooo gonna be that eccentric old lady and speaks her mind, once I am retired and no longer have to worry about getting arrested!!!

    I will walk around grabbing young guys butts and smiling when they turn around all pissed off!!!

    I have no Barista, but if the guy that works one floor lower than me gets any damn hotter, I’m gonna be charged with rape soon! THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT!!!!!

  • PrincessQ May 20, 2009, 4:02 pm

    I did. Have you seen mine? They rock!

  • PrincessQ May 20, 2009, 4:02 pm

    YOU are cuter!

  • LiLu May 20, 2009, 5:23 pm

    This post hurt my head a little.

    Can I trade you some of my tired for your hyper? Kthxbai

    LiLu’s last blog post..Come and Play With Me… But Not That Way. (You Kinda Smell.)

  • clairemontgomerymd May 20, 2009, 11:08 pm

    i inexplicably laughed from vajayjay all the way through boobies.

    clairemontgomerymd’s last blog post..trish. it’s what’s for dinner.

  • perpstu May 21, 2009, 11:30 am

    Hmmm….exactly how many times did you visit that cute barista for frappacinos today? You sound like you are vibrating! LOL

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