Last night, the Boy saw a side of me he’s never experienced before and I’m not sure if he’ll recover or be forever scarred.
As much as I’ve talked about it, he’s never actually SEEN me play video games.
You know, the moment I grow a penis and suddenly develop Tourette’s.
One of the first purchases we made was an XBox 360 Elite. 120 GB of awesome. Last night, I finally got a chance to play and boy, did I play.
I had borrowed Burnout from my buddy so I stuck that in* since I wasn’t focused enough to play Assasin’s Creed. I wanted to CRASH SOMETHING.
In the meantime, the Boy was sitting next to me on the couch on my laptop.
So it began.
“Yeaaaaaaah bitches. Bring it.”
“Uhhuh. That’s right. THAT’S WHAT YOU GET.”
*The Boy makes a commentary*
“Noooooooo no no no. DAMN IT. DON’T TALK TO ME.”
The Boy: Are you playing against someone?
Me: Yes, me. Why are you talking to me? DON’T TALK TO ME.
The Boy: Tourette’s say what?
Me, not paying attention: What? Yeah, THAT’S RIGHT. DON’T MESS WITH ME
The Boy: Did you hear what I said?
*repeat the above*
Me: You know, let me know when you’re ready and I promise I’ll let my vagina come out and play again.
Do you have XBox Live? What’s your gamer tag?
Did you ever see a side of your significant other that made you question your commitment to them as well as their sanity?