For the weekend.
The Boy is going on a Bachelor Party/Deep Sea Fishing MANLY MAN trip this weekend which means I’m on my own.
Yesterday, I went back and forth between “YAY I GET SPACE” and “I WANT HIM HERE” because Saturday is our 6 month anniversary. Which is kind of big. For me.
But I’m glad he’s going on his MANLY MAN trip. He needs it. He’s been hanging around the house too much though his interaction with my awesome C-Pants is fantastic. The next year is going to be awesome because I get to live with two of my best friends. And one of them has a penis so I’ll even get sex*.
Like last night, C-Pants, the Boy and I were sitting around and somehow, Twilight came up. Oh I know…I mentioned Lexa & LiLu‘s discussion about whether or not a vampire’s hair keeps growing. (It doesn’t) C-Pants and I were talking about how we were going to see Eclipse just because it’s so awful and how our friend Colleen was telling her that she gets pregnant because C-Pants hasn’t read the books. I asked her if she knew what happens with Jacob and the baby.
C-Pants: No…*gasp* DOES HE EAT THE BABY?
Me: No…I mean, I’m not telling you anything!
the Boy: Yes, he eats the baby.
Me: No, don’t listen to him. He hasn’t read the books.
C-Pants: Oh I bet HE EATS THE BABY.
And it all went downhill after that. The Boy & C-Pants proceeded to have a discussion that led to a fifth book in the series where Jacob eats the baby and becomes THE OMEGA.
From my status last night:
HE EATS THE BABY AND BECOMES THE OMEGA. AND THEN…AND THEN, BECOMES PREGNANT! BECAUSE EATING A VAMPIRE BABY MAKES YOU GROW A UTERUS. And the babies…HAVE RABIES. We’ll CALL IT THE OMEGA SERIES…AND…WHEN THEY MAKE THE MOVIE…It’ll star Suri Cruise as the vampire zombie puppy baby with rabies. She was grown in that tube for THIS role. Her tube was labeled “Summit Entertainment Vampire baby”
And after laughing our ass off, we decided to watch Pulp Fiction.
This is my life…and I kind of love it.
I have two birthday parties, a kite festival with AmperLee & the Cherry Blossoms to see this weekend. Spring in DC is beautiful, so when the Boy’s away, the Princess will play.
*Yes, I AM talking about my boyfriend though C-Pants has a pretty big penis as well…no matter how much she denies it.