If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49 left. With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000. With AIG, you would have less than $15 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214 cash. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
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ROFLMAO. There ya go!
Hmmm, I wonder what the exchange is for wine bottles….
Reminds me – I’ve got a bunch of cans to turn in, as well as a coupon for an extra 10 cents a pound. Yay!
You can recycle them too, but not for cents I don’t think.
…runs off to check recycling bin for trip to the redemption center..
(Very funny post)
Doug
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