I LOVE…starting my days talking to Sarah…She seriously makes me crack up without a doubt.
DCPrincess: “I can’t believe you quoted me quoting you.”
Woman On Pause: “Don’t try me I will requote your quote to my quote and add another hash tag…and put some stank on it”
I LOVE…sharing my boring life on Twitter.
I’m not torturing myself by looking at puppies in shelters. Why would say such a thing? ‘Scuse me, I have somethin in my eye.1:09 PM Nov 4th
My coworker: You need to start fertilizing my shit bitch. Me: Would you like me to start by pooping on your desk?11:00 AM Nov 4th
I LOVE…Twitter lists. I can follow people/organizations without having them show on my timeline…Thank god!
I LOVE…that the bartender gave me a SIPPY CUP Tuesday night because I knocked over ONE GLASS OF WATER.
Despite his major flaw of having a soul patch, our bartender at Clyde’s was awesome last night.8:12 AM Nov 4th
I LOVE…coming across songs that used to be so valid in my life before and realizing how amazing my life has truly become in the last year.
I LOVE…Sesame Street.
I LOVE…being so happy that I’m super ghey…and having friends that have come to the Ghey Side in the last few weeks.
I LOVE…BUNNEH!! I WANT A BUNNEH SO BAD!!
I LOVE…seeing random Turkish references/phrases in the most unexpected places (Kinda like this picture I found randomly)
I LOVE…planning how awesome our place is going to be with my future roomie Ginger Mandy
I LOVE…Sheldon!! BIG BANG THEORY FTW!
I LOVE…looking at sites like Think Geek and realizing I could do my entire Christmas shopping from there…because my friends are awesome like that.
I LOVE…the feeling of accomplishment.
I LOVE…that there is a new George Clooney movie out and I will probably see it tonight with my boyfriend.
I LOVE…feeling secure in my relationship.
I LOVE…that my boyfriend and my best guy friend of 10 years hit it off…and bonded over making fun of me & Scotch.
I LOVE…saying the word “Boyfriend”. Sue me.
I LOVE…clipping coupons and saving money!
B Jordan Quello saved over $22 while grocery shopping thanks to coupons and deals. This may be the beginning of a more frugal me. November 2 at 7:56pm
I LOVE…hoodies and hates. God I love hats.
I LOVE…Friends references that come up randomly and make me snort unexpectedly.
10×13 TOW Joey Speaks French
Phoebe: All right, it seems pretty simple. Your first line is “My name is Claude”, so, just repeat after me. “Je m’appelle Claude”.
Joey: Je de coup Clow.
Phoebe: Well, just… let’s try it again.
Phoebe: Je m’appelle Claude.
Joey: Je depli mblue.
Phoebe: Uh. It’s not… quite what I’m saying.
Joey: Really? It sounds exactly the same to me.
Phoebe: It does, really?
Phoebe: All right, let just try it again. Really listen.
Joey: Got it.
Phoebe: (slowly) Je m’appelle Claude.
Joey: Je te flouppe Fli.
Phoebe: Oh, mon Dieu!
Joey: Oh, de fuff!
I LOVE…that there is a website called Poop Report.com