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One Whole Year & A PQ Nation Comedy Roast (Oh and a VLog)

We’d like to welcome you all to the carnival…er…The First PQ Nation Comedy Roast, in honor of the PQ’s first blogaversary…365 whole days of insanity…right here. You will hear from Pecosa, Squish and Miss Wicked…and then, as a special treat…You will see the world premier appearance of the DC Princess on video in this very blog! Hold on tight…Because the ride is about to begin!

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Please welcome Pecosa to the stage:

So we’re celebrating PQ’s Nation being around for a full 365 days…congrats ma! I didn’t think your A.D.D. would let you make it through the shiny, glittery designs…butterfly!!!

PQ and I go back to the times when Myspace was cool, Tom was hot and the bitch was FIRST!!! on every g-damned blog. Seriously, you could not open a blog without her ass boobs already there proclaiming the ever coveted “FIRST, BITCHES!!!” comment. It’s not that much different now except that instead of just blogging with the cool crowd, she’s drinking with them…and then tweeting about it.

Yes, she’s also on twitter, and facebook, and linkedin, and tumblr and every other damn networking site you can think of. Oh yes, this girl gets around, and around, and around! And I’m not just talking about the interwebz, right toots? *winkwink*

Speaking of whoring around…ahem…Wicked? Oh yes ma, I’m talking to you with your fuck-me-pumps and innocent looking stares. I’m 99% sure it was this girl’s doing that the site got blocked at work. First as adult language, which might have been PQ’s doing with her thumper escapades and van stories, but then it was straight out telling me “no, you can’t access this site at work you freak, it’s PORN”. Yes doll, your detailed stories about you and D are categorized as porn and I’m 100% sure you’re proud!

I think once Jamie started blogging about her love for cereal it short circuited the filters because voila! The site was accessible once again. This girl leveled out the oversexed duo that is PQ & Wicked with her stories about living with her grandma, gaming, TV and her love for Fluff.

We are one crazy, hormonal, emotional and bitchy group of women and I wouldn’t want it any other way. I mean, where else can you go to get free porn, emotional roller coasters and TV listings all in one place? That’s right, the local XXX store, oh wait… Hey, but at least here you don’t have to worry about getting sticky! Unless you happen to eat some Fluff…

Thank you Pecosa…Up next…We have the one, the only…Squish!

Holy Motherfuckin’ One Year Anniversary, Batman…

How have we not been taken apart by the government yet? I’m sure we’ve got to be on more than one list… Just from the shit we google for pics to put in these bits of nonsense… Speaking of nonsense…

How do we still have readers? Aren’t you people bored yet?

Seriously…

Let me sum it up for you:

Tricky’s got issues. If ever there was a lady you should think twice before saying anything to at the grocery store, this would be her. Betcha dollars to donuts she sits in the dark, tearing paper into itty bitty pieces while she thinks out her blogs. I.S.S.U.E.S.

Jamie COLORS. Really. With crayolas. Who does that after they hit seven years old? Sometimes she posts pictures too… but not of things she’s colored. Which, really, makes no sense. Harry Potter/Twilight Flash Art doesn’t count as coloring. PICK A DIRECTION…A THEME…SOMETHING. GAWD.

Wicked…Ms. WickedCourtni would probably be at the tippy top of whatever list we’re on… except that she’s OMGMARRIEDYOUGUYS. AND she procreated already. TWICE. only… wait… someone cover her ears…are we good? are they covered?

COURTNI I SAID EARMUFFS, BITCH. EARMUFFS.

Thank you.

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SHE’S MARRIED TO A BLACK MAN! I know. I know. Whatever has become of our world…our great nation? I weep as well, dear reader…I weep as well.

Rosie is as Rosie does…which is what, again, exactly? It’s probably best to quote here… *Ahem* “fucking awesome”…”a sweetheart”…”pretty fucking hot”…”a dance machine”…and SOMETIMES…”Dramatic.” I think that about covers that.

…yeeeeaaaahhhh….

Our newest member…Just A Girl. You know…I don’t know her well enough to talk about her like this. So I’ll address her directly….

Honey – quit lyin to yourself. Ain’t no “girl” ever in the history of girls who talks about poop NEARLY as much as this “Just a Girl” character you’ve dreamed up. (And I would know, being that I am a fictional Asian Queen from Portland, myself.) Be honest, dear. You’re among…friends…yeah, friends… here. You’re a man aren’t you? That’s why you really can’t hold onto those boy crushes Courtni mentioned… IT’S CAUSE YOU ARE ONE. I knew it. “Just a Girl” my ass.

And then….

Oohhhhhhh and then….

Then there is our fearless leader. Who calls herself “princess.” Seriously? I didn’t know grown-ass women actually embraced that title. But then again…she also likes Twilight. /shrug. But really, between the boy drama and the family drama and the internet-stalker-don’t-you-ever-use-my-real-name-drama and the …well, you get the picture… One would think she would realize she’d graduated to full blown Drama Queen by now…

But really…who the hell am I to talk? Oh, right… the one who realized I had to grow up…

or did I? Maybe *I* am Just A Girl? Or maybe I really did leave for good and – for whatever reason – they felt nostalgic as this one year anniversary approached and wanted me with them.

Cause, really, as bitchy and snarky and egotistical and crazy and AWESOME as we all are… we are family here. And I couldn’t have chosen a better one to be a part of…in whatever incarnation for whatever length of time. And seriously, readers, you couldn’t pick better blogs to read or people to know.

It’s been one hell of a year… and an honor, ladies. I’ll take twenty more. Plz&thx.

And last but certainly not least…The Wicked Bitch of the West…

The last thing I would have ever expected was for PQNation to last a whole year. That’s 363 days longer than Just a Girl has had held on to a boy crush. Isn’t that right sweetheart?

I love that Tricky AND Squish are the rantiest bitches on the planet. I mean, if you want to scream ”HELL NO WE WONT ____”, subscribe to their blog. They got shit to bitch about, and they aren’t afraid to do it. It is cool to love stuff too you know. I promise.

*winkwinkwink*

Seriously though, being the only married and proper lady in this group of hoebags, it is hard to believe some of the things I read on their respective blogs. I mean I am almost positive that Jamie’s obsession with all things Harry Potter had us blackballed on Google altogether. That and the restraining order… Lets give it a rest, K Jamie?

Speaking of obsessions? PQ seems to change her latest ‘guilty pleasures’ more often than she does her granny panties. From Heroes to House … Twilight to Tumblr to The Pussycat Dolls … give me a break. I can’t keep up with her list of things she is obsessed with anymore than I can keep up with HER list of boys. (yeah Just a Girl isn’t the only fickle beezo on this website) Although, I would love it if she kicked Matt … or is it Mike… to the fucking curb already. More important than kicking Martin to the curb is that PQ is the self proclaimed DC Princess. Actually, pretty much everything she says is her mantra is “self proclaimed.” Conceited much?

Thank goodness for the fact that she isn’t the most conceited person on our site. Rosie is the Princess of FullofHerself. I wonder if she kisses herself in the mirror every morning before she walks out the door. I wonder if she is still single because she prefers fucking herself over someone not as worthy.

Really though, I love my bitches. Restraining orders, guilty pleasures … and the plethora of boy toys. I couldn’t ask for a better, more dysfunctionally loving group to be a part of.

Cheers to another eleventy million years of successes.

*sigh* See what I have to put up with?

And…I have no idea who gave me a webcam. Seriously. This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done but it’s all for you guys…Before you click play, keep these things in mind:
1) It is my first video EVER so I’m nervous (That’s what Paris Hilton said)
2) It was after midnight when I recorded this, after 2 failed attempts because I couldn’t figure out the stupid microphone.
3) I get rambly when I’m nervous.
4) I didn’t have a script. I should’ve had a stupid script.
5) I clearly forgot my own name. That’s why I said it twenty times in 7 minutes. To remind myself.

Oh and if you can’t see the video or you fell asleep in the first 3 minutes…I gave a shout out to f.B., who is also celebrating his One Year today…so go show him love!

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  • LivingWicked August 28, 2009, 2:29 am

    You teared up.

    And, Squish you are gonna GET IT.
    .-= LivingWicked´s last blog ..TMIThursday: Rock the Boat =-.

    • PrincessQ August 28, 2009, 2:31 am

      I did NOT!

      Speaking of getting it…I am gonna kick your ass.

    • Squish August 28, 2009, 8:38 am

      bwahahahahahaa. bring it.

      • PrincessQ August 28, 2009, 8:43 am

        Shall I bring out the jello?

  • Carol August 28, 2009, 3:14 am

    Happy Blogaversary…love you all dearly and hope to not miss so many posts in the future. I wish you all many more years of truth,laughter and shared sisterhood in both life and in writing….and thank you for sharing ALL that you are, not just the bits and pieces.

    • PrincessQ August 28, 2009, 3:17 am

      You know that you are, and always will be a part of this sisterhood.

      You’re our Miss Sunshine 🙂

      xoxo

      • LivingWicked August 28, 2009, 3:20 am

        Preach.
        .-= LivingWicked´s last blog ..Super Slueth’s … Friday Eye Candy … Etc. =-.

        • Carol August 28, 2009, 3:29 am

          Q~ thanks for the kind words…but Wicked C would surely tell you I’ve got shittons more of darkness than sunshine right now. When the shitstorm passes, I know the sun is behind the clouds. It will return…and I will remain. For now, I just wanted to congratulate you all and THANK YOU for all the ways you bless my life.

          • PrincessQ August 28, 2009, 9:27 am

            I know that you’ve been going through a rough time honey but no matter how cloudy, it can never take away from your inner shine.

          • Carol August 28, 2009, 9:59 am

            I just shared the story behind Illumination with a lifetime family friend. She is an amazing artist and one of my saving graces this past week. And, no sooner had I shared that happy story, I see this comment back to me.

            Off to see my doc, before my insurance is gone next Tuesday. Have an amazing day…you ALL deserve it!

  • Caroline August 28, 2009, 7:00 am

    You have a voice! Congratulations on one year!!!
    .-= Caroline´s last blog ..Dear Bitlet . . . It’s Our Anniversary =-.

    • PrincessQ August 28, 2009, 8:31 am

      Thank you! Congrats to your baby turning one 🙂

  • LiLu August 28, 2009, 7:54 am

    Congrats, lady friends. You’ve got a kickass thing going on over here.
    .-= LiLu´s last blog ..So I Am Apparently Really Late to This Party, But Hopefully You Are Too =-.

    • PrincessQ August 28, 2009, 8:31 am

      <3

  • Cassie August 28, 2009, 8:35 am

    Congrats to y’all!

    • PrincessQ August 28, 2009, 8:43 am

      Thanks Cassie!

      You’ve stuck around longer than anyone I know…lol

      • Pecosa August 28, 2009, 9:10 am

        Oh yes, than you Cassie! You’ve even stuck with me through my sappy mommy blogs and I know how much you HATE sap! lol
        .-= Pecosa´s last blog ..Commence the Crazy =-.

        • PrincessQ August 28, 2009, 9:28 am

          You fucking mushball.

          • Pecosa August 28, 2009, 9:31 am

            Shutitwoman. I don’t like a lot of people, but Cassie happens to be one of the exeptions.
            .-= Pecosa´s last blog ..Commence the Crazy =-.

          • PrincessQ August 28, 2009, 10:56 am

            I will not shutit, thank you very much.

          • Cassie August 28, 2009, 12:10 pm

            awwww, I’m all verklept ova here!!!

  • justjp August 28, 2009, 8:36 am

    Happy Anniversary! I will totally have to watch this when I get home.
    .-= justjp´s last blog ..Luck of the Irish =-.

    • PrincessQ August 28, 2009, 8:40 am

      Thank you!!

  • Squish August 28, 2009, 8:39 am

    Yay one Year! This makes me happy.

    • PrincessQ August 28, 2009, 8:43 am

      Me too. I love you muchly!

  • Lauren August 28, 2009, 9:00 am

    congrats ladies on 1 year! I started my blog reading here, with first Jaime’s blog, then Wickeds, then PQ’s and now its just growing and growing! PQ Nation has introduced me to the whole blogging world- thank you for that!

    And the roast was hilarious- its always best when your friends can make fun of you and you can laugh at it with them. I’m totally going to watch the vid when I get outta work! <3
    .-= Lauren´s last blog ..I LOVE….Fridays!!! =-.

    • PrincessQ August 28, 2009, 9:08 am

      Awww, I’m glad!! We love having you around and I can’t wait till you become a part of the PQ Nation family (If I can get off my ass!)

  • Pecosa August 28, 2009, 9:08 am

    Oh Heeeeeell No…you bitches did NOT call me conceited?!! hahahaha

    Love you girls, so happy we’ve made it this far and cheers to many more rants, sexcapades, vents, and overall insanity!
    .-= Pecosa´s last blog ..Commence the Crazy =-.

    • PrincessQ August 28, 2009, 9:28 am

      Um, but you ARE!

      Love you bish!

  • GingerMandy August 28, 2009, 9:19 am

    happy anniversary kids! smooches!
    .-= GingerMandy´s last blog ..This is what happens when Batman texts Wolverine. =-.

    • PrincessQ August 28, 2009, 9:28 am

      Mwah!!

  • Just A Girl August 28, 2009, 9:39 am

    Hahahahahaha I question my own femininity on a regular basis. BUT Squish had it wrong – we all know LiLu talks about poop the most! I can only as(s)pire to be like her one day. 😀

    Happy anniversary darlin!
    .-= Just A Girl´s last blog ..All We Need Is Just A Little Patience… =-.

    • PrincessQ August 28, 2009, 10:54 am

      You silly poopin bishes.

      Love you!

  • Jaime August 28, 2009, 10:10 am

    This came out so good, Q. I love you guys so much and I’m sorry I flaked on this project, it really kicks ass.
    .-= Jaime´s last blog ..Thursay-Schmurzday, that’s what I say! =-.

    • Walter August 28, 2009, 10:35 am

      Yeah. I think someone tried to roast you too, James. Spelled your name wrong like…a million times. lulz

    • PrincessQ August 28, 2009, 10:56 am

      You’re fine honey and we love you!

  • Patrick Pho August 28, 2009, 10:34 am

    Aw such a cute video! Congrats on your 1 year!
    .-= Patrick Pho´s last blog ..Fantasy Friday: Stumbling On My First Fantasy Drafts =-.

    • PrincessQ August 28, 2009, 10:54 am

      Such a LONG video…lol

      Thanks!

  • trista August 28, 2009, 10:54 am

    Congratulations, you guys. I am proud of all of you!

    • PrincessQ August 28, 2009, 10:55 am

      Heeeeeeey there pretty lady.

      I think you and I’s got some stuff to talk about.

      And you know you were a HUGE inspiration to start this site so thank you. <3

  • Maxie August 28, 2009, 11:16 am

    I hate interacting. I hate people. I hate lamp.
    .-= Maxie´s last blog ..a word from the resident expert on anal play =-.

    • PrincessQ August 28, 2009, 11:19 am

      I hate your face!

  • tinyshrimp August 28, 2009, 12:07 pm

    Congrats! I never doubted that you’d make it.

  • Bret August 28, 2009, 12:45 pm

    Many moons ago (about 3 years) I started reading Wickeds blog at MySpazz, and through her found Pecosa and PQ. After falling off the face of the planet for a while, I realized that my blogging psychos were no longer blogging their asses off. I didn’t see any reason for the drop off, but I wasn’t going to go back through all the old blogs to find out why. I assumed that like me, life had interfered, so they stopped.

    Compliments of Carol I found Court again and her lovely little blog over here. Of course, this one is so much more entertaining because people aren’t worried about the whole “first bitches” comments, and just getting into the rankings. You ARE the rankings! Seriously though, after finding you all again, and being introduced to the naive and somewhat hilarious Jaime, I find myself spending more time here than I ever have reading blogs.

    Squish, watch out… these girls are gonna kick your ass from Austin to DC soon for those comments above, but only because they love you. Rosie, really, you aren’t that conceited, at least not that I’ve ever seen, but then again, I do believe you probably kiss yourself in the mirror in the morning, just because you can!

    On that note, huge congratulations are in order for the women of PQNation, and much praise for bringing the commentary to blogging outside of the social networking sites. As long as I know where to find you, I will be there.

  • phampants August 28, 2009, 2:04 pm

    Congrats on 1 yr of PQ Nation!
    .-= phampants´s last blog ..Blogger Scavenger Hunt: Chicago Edition =-.

  • MinD August 28, 2009, 2:19 pm

    Happy Blogoversary!!! One year, and I only started reading a few months ago. I missed so much! Here’s to another year hun!
    .-= MinD´s last blog ..Too close for comfort. =-.

  • Joker August 29, 2009, 6:54 am

    Super post, Need to mark it on Digg

  • Miss Tricky August 29, 2009, 11:14 am

    Stoopid email mess ups not letting me get stuff!!!!! Love you girls, hilarious!
    .-= Miss Tricky´s last blog ..What now? =-.

  • Jill Pilgrim August 29, 2009, 1:59 pm

    Happy bloggiversary!!
    .-= Jill Pilgrim´s last blog ..Serenity Now, SERENITY NOW! =-.

  • LA Cochran August 31, 2009, 7:46 pm

    Happy blogaversary! ParTAY!
    .-= LA Cochran´s last blog .."It’s not so hard" –Sparklehorse =-.

  • Puppy Coloring Pages January 20, 2010, 11:31 pm

    I’m having a little bit of trouble viewing your site in Firefox, but it may just be my computer. Apart from that, I love your site. I plan on surfing around and reading some more posts!

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