(I have no idea why those songs were put in the background of these clips…WTF)
Dear German GQ,
God bless you for putting Zachary in your magazine.
Listen, honey, baby…Let’s just get this over with. I want you. You will want me. I don’t even care if you come with the Spock ears as long as you look at me with those eyes and whisper my name. Deal? Good. Let’s go.
Your new sex slave
I had no idea who you were but now I’m adding you to my sexy-man list. Let’s go practice making babies.
We’ll even let Zach join in.
Willing To Share