OMG IT’S TWO BLOGS IN A DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My old timers remember the good old days, eh?
I’m hyper. I have been hyper ALL FRIGGING MORNING.
LYNNWOOD, Wash. – A 78-year-old woman arrested last month for allegedly beating her 84-year-old husband because she believed he cheated on her several times during their marriage was charged Thursday with assault.
Prosecutors said she hit him with a bowl, pipe and carpet sweeper. He suffered broken ribs, pelvis and a wrist.
One witness told police the woman admitted kicking her husband three times in the groin in the last six months because she believed he had an affair 35 years ago.
The woman was jailed on $70,000 bail.
Don’t ever say a woman can’t hold a grudge!!!!!!! I have a punk or two I would like to kick for something they did that they think I don’t know about!
I love sunshine. I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT. You know what else I love? Cosmos.
And cute cute Baristas. I mean, I will lick his face right off he’s so cute baristas.
My mom just called me, hung up on me and then called back to apologize. BIPOLAR ANYONE?
Hello java chip frappacino.
You know what else is awesome? Having $1500 in savings. I am rocking the finances lately.
Oh and I have a crush! But shhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I can’t tell you!
I hope my lovely Lemmonex gets a job soon! She kicks ass! These idiots not hiring her need to suck a cow’s tit!
And LiLu and I are writing a song called “Papa’s Got A Brand New Vag”…We are looking for lyric contributions.
11 DAYS!! ELEVEN!! THAT’S LESS THAN 12!