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The One With All The Sexy Men

So I went to the movies by myself today, which I haven’t done…ever? Anyshit…This one dude was seating a seat away from me and as the previews start, he goes “Can we watch together?”


No you creepy bastard. I came to the movie to watch it ALONE so get your stinky ass back to your seat.

Oh and you know what else you shouldn’t do at the movies? Eat Skittles. You know how nasty that shit sounds in your mouth? Squish squish…UGH.

But the movie was BAD-ASS. Oh, I saw Fast & Furious. Oh and the only thing I will say is that the story line is BEFORE the Tokyo Drift…You’ll know why at the beginning of the movie.

Lemme sum up my day:

Spending money & spoiling myself.
Treating myself to lunch & drinks at TGIFridays. (The alcohol adds about 5 to the horny factor)
Vin Diesel & Paul Walker (Horny Factor +20)
Fast cars
Sexy bitches
More fast cars
More Vin
Vin smiling
Vin’s muscles.

Let’s just say that I am one horny bitch right about now. But it’s all good. Because today was a good day.

Now I’m gonna sip my Starbucks and watch Bolt.

That’s right.


What bitch?

Oh and Channing Tatum has a new movie coming out…So does Johnny Depp.

‘Scuse me while I wipe my drool…

How is YOUR weekend?

If you like awesome car chase movies & scenes, take a look at Steve’s guest column @ Alternate Takes where he brings back some awesome scenes from past movies. You can find Steve weekly @ 411 Mania with his Hollywood 5 & 1

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  • Miss Tricky April 5, 2009, 8:44 am

    See now that’s what happens to me when I watch Tombstone. It’s so much better than actual porn….sigh. I’m having a moment…

    Going to the movies alone is one of my favorite things! And I am glad to hear that you are doing your birthday week up right.


  • perpstu April 5, 2009, 11:00 am

    Do you know how much I love you. Spongebob and Vin Diesel on the same post. You KEEL me girlio!

  • caffeine head April 5, 2009, 3:26 pm

    the classic cars they use in Fast and Furious are what make this movie worth watching

  • Friday13 April 5, 2009, 10:41 pm

    Well, at least the guy didn’t go all “Can I have yo’ numba? Can I get yo’ numba?”

  • Tinyshrimp April 7, 2009, 2:30 pm

    Saw that movie on Saturday. LOVED IT! How can a movie go wrong with Vin and Paul both on screen at the same time. (I’m drooling just thinking about it)

  • Ruby April 10, 2009, 1:47 pm

    LMAO @ Friday13. Thank you for reminding me of that hilarious skit.

    And that Johnny Depp picture is yummy.

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  • Watch Spongebob May 23, 2009, 10:26 am

    I found your blog on google and read a few of your other posts. I just added you to my Google News Reader. Keep up the good work. Look forward to reading more from you in the future.

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