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Thursday Thirteen: More Deranged Thoughts

Hello my loves! Last I checked it was Thursday…unlike yesterday when I *thought* it was Thursday? Yeah, I have issues.

Just because I have issues doesn’t mean I can’t have good hair days and let me tell you…today? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD Hair day. ♥

So because I can’t come up with any good ideas and you guys seem to love my deranged thoughts, I think that Thursdays will be good ‘brain dump’ days…

1 — I GET TO SEE MY CLAIREPANTS! I GET TO SEE MY CLAIREPANTS!! Hehe, I said pants.

2 — Why do things like this make me laugh: If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

3 — Coffee. Hmm…I haven’t drank water in a few days…or fruit. Do I even remember what fruit tastes like? Must eat fruit.

4 — Why don’t you take your finger out of your nose because you’re obviously touching your brain and fucking up your ability to drive…

5 — BONZAI!

6 — Hmmm…House on a book cover. Hmm…House. Hmmm…books. I want.

7 — I’m eating a sugar cookie and washing it down with hot chocolate. Oh my god, I’ve become a chubby chick.

8 — Screw it, I’d look hot chubby…Bring on the ding-dongs!

9 — Hmm…an ad for an apartment that says “No credit check…Bad credit? Come on in…”. Yeah, because I really want to live in a building with people who have credit so bad, they’d be qualified for that. Of course, there’s also the ad that says 7 people can fit into a one bedroom. Yes, they can. But I really don’t want to have a 24/7 orgy with ugly people.

10 — People want to hang out with me? I’m like in demand. Watch. I’ll move out, have all the time in the world and they will say “Pshaw. Bitch please.”

11 — Tomorrow you’ll be thinking to yourself ‘Where did I go wrong?’ but the list goes on and on.

12 — Heh. He’s cute. Oh my god, such a nice smile. Can I lick his face off?

13 — I could totally be a good full-time nanny to a 6 month old. Oh my god, babies are so cute! I’d just sit and watch it all day…and just giggle at how cute it is. No wait…I’d probably need to change it and stuff too huh? Never.mind.



HAPPY T13!!! What’s been going through YOUR mind this past week?



For the record, I think the caption should read: “When you see it, you’ll shit bricks…”

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  • Tinyshrimp February 19, 2009, 9:47 am

    I love the idea of brain dump day.

    1. Why are there so many idiots on the road. PEOPLE PLEASE DO NOT SPEED THROUGH SCHOOL ZONES!
    2. There is a burn ban………….Do NOT throw you cigarettes out the window. People like you are the reason we have so many roadside fires.
    3. I don’t want to work any more.
    4. I need to find a rich old man, single, no kids, one foot on a banana peel, and one foot in the grave.
    5. I need food and chocolate. NOW.
    6. I’m pretty sure that the universe is not my friend.
    7. When I saw “I can see clairepants” the sponge bob square pants song went through my mind.
    8. It’s such a shame that the hot guy at the gym is gay. He was bent over working out yesterday and I couldn’t take my eyes off his butt. OMG OMG OMG soooooooooooooooo nice.
    9. I think my bewbs are growing DANG IT!
    10. G-steek needs to get her Steek removed.
    11. I love my friends.
    12. I can’t wait to work out tonight………..It’s Leg night………woooooohoooooo!
    13. I want chick-fil-a for breakfast, but I will be good and eat my protein bar

  • perpstu February 19, 2009, 11:17 am

    OK….post? Funny. You and TinyShrimp going back and forth? Hilarious! I love your deranged thoughts! XOXO

  • Cassie February 19, 2009, 1:56 pm

    Man…I’m sure there is a TON of randomness in mah head, but ….all I hear is crickets right now!!!

  • Beth February 19, 2009, 2:14 pm

    Ok I love 4. HAHA. So true.

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