Hello my loves! Last I checked it was Thursday…unlike yesterday when I *thought* it was Thursday? Yeah, I have issues.
Just because I have issues doesn’t mean I can’t have good hair days and let me tell you…today? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD Hair day. ♥
So because I can’t come up with any good ideas and you guys seem to love my deranged thoughts, I think that Thursdays will be good ‘brain dump’ days…
1 — I GET TO SEE MY CLAIREPANTS! I GET TO SEE MY CLAIREPANTS!! Hehe, I said pants.
2 — Why do things like this make me laugh: If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
3 — Coffee. Hmm…I haven’t drank water in a few days…or fruit. Do I even remember what fruit tastes like? Must eat fruit.
4 — Why don’t you take your finger out of your nose because you’re obviously touching your brain and fucking up your ability to drive…
5 — BONZAI!
6 — Hmmm…House on a book cover. Hmm…House. Hmmm…books. I want.
7 — I’m eating a sugar cookie and washing it down with hot chocolate. Oh my god, I’ve become a chubby chick.
8 — Screw it, I’d look hot chubby…Bring on the ding-dongs!
9 — Hmm…an ad for an apartment that says “No credit check…Bad credit? Come on in…”. Yeah, because I really want to live in a building with people who have credit so bad, they’d be qualified for that. Of course, there’s also the ad that says 7 people can fit into a one bedroom. Yes, they can. But I really don’t want to have a 24/7 orgy with ugly people.
10 — People want to hang out with me? I’m like in demand. Watch. I’ll move out, have all the time in the world and they will say “Pshaw. Bitch please.”
11 — Tomorrow you’ll be thinking to yourself ‘Where did I go wrong?’ but the list goes on and on.
12 — Heh. He’s cute. Oh my god, such a nice smile. Can I lick his face off?
13 — I could totally be a good full-time nanny to a 6 month old. Oh my god, babies are so cute! I’d just sit and watch it all day…and just giggle at how cute it is. No wait…I’d probably need to change it and stuff too huh? Never.mind.
HAPPY T13!!! What’s been going through YOUR mind this past week?
For the record, I think the caption should read: “When you see it, you’ll shit bricks…”