It’s only Thursday? Really? Oh sweet mother of…*sigh*
It’s been the longest.week.ever…and I really don’t have a whole lot to say at this moment because I haven’t had my coffee so let me share with you some things that went through my mind at any given moment this past week.
1 — Remind me again why I got bangs? Oh yeah. Cuz I’m an insane.
2 — Snow? Again? Really? I mean…REALLY? Oh for fuck’s sake WILL YOU LEARN TO DRIVE?
3 — I wonder if I could just walk around with an IV drip of coffee. No, seriously. I need to look into this.
4 — Wow, my arms are really shaky. Maybe that 4th cup of coffee was a mistake? I need to be tied down. Heh. Wait.
5 — Knock Knock? Who’s there? Your mortality, that’s who. Dumdum. *snort* (The voices in my head think I’m hilarious)
6 — “The Trouble With Love Is”? Really Pandora? You bitch.
7 — Can she PLEASE learn to iron her friggin clothes? Oh and color coordination would be nice. Someone get the fashion police in here.
8 — Oh my god, did something die in here or did he just burp up his lunch?
9 — I would like House with a side of Sylar and Jack Bauer for desert. Hmmm….Now I’m horny, damn it.
10 — You are closing my savings account because you can’t verify my identity? Where the hell are you getting your information from and do you REALLY think someone would want to steal my identity? I know I’m fabulous but have you seen my credit? No, really, have you? I can’t find it anywhere.
11 — Oh he’s cute. He wasn’t here the first day. Oh he’s sitting down next to me. I bet he’s gay. … Why isn’t he saying anything? Is he mute? For fuck’s sake, of course the cute gay mute would sit down next to me.
12 — I need a sugar daddy. Like, now.
13 — Oh my god, please stop walking like a duck.
So yeah. I’m exhausted, the week isn’t over and these are only a few of the deranged thoughts that go through my head…Oy.
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