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Best Lines of the Night

I will not sit here and tell you how much Twilight the MOVIE sucked. Because, let’s face it.

We knew it was going to…because my imagination when reading the book is so much better than bad acting that tries too hard.

I will, however, tell you that I am still very much in love with Edward Cullen…of my own imagination based on the writing of Stephanie Meyer, nothing more.

I will also give you some highlights of my night before the movie, as well observations from the movie theater.

Best quotes of the night, by my brother:

As we’re driving to pick up my cousin: “I’m wearing bikini underwear…just for Edward” (He does not know anything about the movie or the book.)

He also randomly started singing along to “Stiletto Pumps”…while wearing a ski mask because he was cold.

At Chipotle, as we wait for my cousin to eat her dinner: “If any 15 year old girls in front of us scream, I’m going to lean forward and whisper ‘Edward is mine'” I busted out laughing so hard…because his voice and facial expression was perfectly creepy.

This was followed by a very loud burp from my cousin that basically rang through the entire restaurant.

I love my little brother and sister. Period.

Observations from a Friday night at the movies:

1) I felt really old because I swear half the people in there were, what, 10?
2) I felt incredibly wholesome because I swear I didn’t have cleavage at 11. Who wears push up tank tops at 11? Who wears a push up tank top to the movies at 10 PM on a Friday night in 34 degree weather? Little Hos, that’s who.
3) Wow, there are some skinny ass girls.
4) I wonder how many of the guys at the Twilight showing was on a first date. Poor children.
5) Since when did Dakota Fanning start looking like a future Olsen twin?
6) Oh my god, they made a parody movie for dance movies. HILARIOUS!
7) CONFESSIONS OF A SHOPAHOLIC MOVIE! YAY!!
8) As a creepy guy took his seat in the front, my cousin said “And there’s the pedophile of the night!”
9) I can’t believe people seriously started clapping when Edward and Bella kissed.
10) Um, how about that Asian chick who was wearing a minidress without stockings and stilettos…to the movie theater…in 34 degree weather? Oy.

That, my loves, was my Friday night.

Fun huh?

I *am* still looking for my vampire…just not one that looks like he was powdered and then dipped in glitter.

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  • dotlizard November 22, 2008, 2:22 am

    “And there’s the pedophile of the night!” LOL!

    and yeah, what is it with the teenage ho-girls? i thought that was so last year? perhaps not…

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  • Becster November 22, 2008, 5:24 am

    My 12 year old has cleavage, It’s just not right. We went to see this too, and I loved your observations. I also love your brother. *g*

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  • Damaris November 22, 2008, 10:31 am

    Hahahahahaha “little hos” Hahahahaha

    Great observations, babygirl!!!

  • pecosa November 22, 2008, 10:50 am

    I had boobs at 12. I know my daughter will too, she’s already developing and she’s 8 for goodness sake! but I’ll be damned if she’ll be dressing like a ho.

    Sorry to hear the movie sucked. I still haven’t read the books, but I plan to so I might just skip the movie altogether.

  • Beth November 22, 2008, 6:32 pm

    “Who wears a push up tank top to the movies at 10 PM on a Friday night in 34 degree weather? Little Hos, that’s who.”

    hahahaha.

    We went to see it at midnight cause we’re big nerds. I’ve never been to a movie where people started screaming when the main characters came onscreen. Wow.

  • Kate November 22, 2008, 8:02 pm

    Just don’t ever go to Staten or long island because there are not only baby ho’s there, but baby ho’s with an annoying accent.

  • MikeC November 23, 2008, 4:56 pm

    Man… I’d definitely feel old. But then again I would not ahve gone to the movie. Never heard of the book but all I know the teen girls love it. Heck… As long as you had a good time out. It beat my boring friday night of nothing.

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  • Reuben November 24, 2008, 1:41 pm

    Little Hos, thats funny.

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